24 4 / 2014

kaylainthetardis:

amoracomplex:

dirtrider333:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

*mic-drop*

(via geek-in-a-box)

23 4 / 2014

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

ampersamiijoh:

thighabetic:

Aziz is putting that marketing major to good use.

I just watched this on Netflix and if you haven’t I highly recommend it because he is absolutely hilarious.

but if a woman sends nudes, she’s a whore and deserving of shame.

(Source: missconceptions, via mythicalsam)

23 4 / 2014

lacigreen:

adorable graphic by Megan Gatts

23 4 / 2014

fishingboatproceeds:

Announcement: Henceforth my tumblr will be a Prince George Appreciation Blog.

(Source: everythingroyalty)

23 4 / 2014

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23 4 / 2014

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23 4 / 2014

23 4 / 2014

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23 4 / 2014

happyfaces-sadplaces:

petertchaikowsky:

nicolejanelle:

This is one of my favorite little comics on here.

Wow, this is exactly how I feel about life.

pretty much

(Source: leseanthomas, via fatgoddess)

23 4 / 2014

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